“No matter gay, straight or bi, lesbian transgendered life,
I’m on the right track, baby I was born this way.”
(Source: daily-disney)
Meeting Dianna Agron
- Me: Hi. Fancy seeing you here in this pet shop.
- Dianna: ...Oh hi, I'm Di-
- Me: Dianna Elise Agron. I know. Are you shopping for Arthur?
- Dianna: ...um
- Me: It's funny because you're actually going towards the cat section but you're allergic
- Dianna: .....
- Me: But that's cool because you don't live with Lea anymore. Plus you've always wanted jelly fish right?
- Dianna: .............................................
- Me: ....I meant elephant. Hey like that film you directed and starred in, can't wait to see it.
- Dianna: ................................................
- Me: .....................................................loveme...........
- *This is exactly how I imagine my first time meeting Di will go
- Straight guy: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
- Gay guy: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
- Straight girl: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
- Gay girl: Jennifer Lawrence is hot
- Jennifer Lawrence: I look like a troll
submitted by missmaclay
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